Something that got started around our office is random ways of getting someone to say the letter T. if they fall for it and say T turn around and say yes please 2 sugars etc.

For example - the print on my keyboard has faded off, whats the letter between R and Y?
What is that stuff you use on your car to bring the colour back out of it and give it a nice shine? Can buy it in halfords.
how do you spell (random word with T in it)

Any one else have random things like this go on at work??

Yeah, got one bloke with this:

What's that peg thing that golfers put the ball on when they start?

Have had that one also here

yer, the morning after eating dodgy spicey chicken wings from our local asian KFC rip off place, with really low hygene standards swilled down with 8 cans o lager, it gives me bad wind ............. so the morning after, i'd walk upto work mates...... and say arndom stuff to try and make then Sniff up HARD........
like i'd walk over with an issue with a drawing (to get REALLY close to em), then prime the fart, then say *with a curios look on my face*,

"can you smell Diesel ?"
Usually works a treat, or if yer in an office, use summat like

"i can smell burning electrics"

Timing is CRUCIAL for the perfect results .............. Try it, lemme know what if anyone dares try it ?

Its probly a bit more acceptable in a workshop, than in an office

damn, got chucked out the mortuary!

damn brits...

Nah, that won't work

LMFAO thats classic might just try that one at home or round a mates or something as dont think it would go down to well with the ladies at work