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Poundsey
 Post subject: Identical Twins
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2012 15:31 
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I saw some gorgeous identical twins standing at the bar last night.

I staggered over and said, "Do you ladies fancy coming back to my place for a threesome?"

"You're drunk aren't you?" they asked.

"No," I slurred, "What makes you think that?"

They said, "I'm standing here on my own."



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 Post subject: Re: Identical Twins
PostPosted: 31 Oct 2012 17:05 
SSDi Hottie!
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Sweet! :rofl:

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