SCHIZOPHRENIA ...
"Do I Hear What I Hear?"

MULTIPLE PERSONALITY DISORDER ...
"We Three Kings Disoriented Are"

DEMENTIA ...
"I Think I'll Be Home For Christmas"

NARCISSISTIC ...
"Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me"

MANIC ...
"Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and
Office and Town and Cars and Buses and Trucks and Trees and.."

PARANOID ...
"Santa Claus is Coming To Town To Get Me"

PERSONALITY DISORDER ...
"You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, and I Don't Know Why"

ATTENTION DEFICIT DISORDER ...
"Silent Night, Holy oooh look at the Froggy - can I have a chocolate, why is
France so far away?"

OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER ...
"Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells,
Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells..."

Thats my favourite lol