Mr blonde, it seems your plan has been foiled once again.
today i recieved confirmation that this underground group of elitists are still operational!!
i do understand you DID take out these annoying calls people but now the women have taken over the co operation and are insistant on sending out these annoying calls as early as 8:30 am.
i did fear that sending you on this mission you would not be able to fully carry out your duty. we need you to re enter Banglador eliminate the females.ALL OF THEM MR BLONDE!!!!!!!!!
how you do it is your choice, but to make sure this mission is not jeapordized, i am sending a replica copy of someone of mass diguise she is clone fembot of our top female agent- codename enigma!
you are to travel with her as seperate travellers so as not to arouse suspision, once there you will subdue any further MALE employees that have been created and let enigma take out the bitches. is this understood Mr blonde.
this cannot be ruined again by your shenanigans, if you must subdue all these female employees make sure its before enigma gets there as she will take anyone and anything out no matter what is attatched to these females - even you blonde!!! even you.
I have also been informed we have another spy in our midsts, codename stealth ninja- good name but hes not really a ninja, nor stealthy and his way of leet speak needs some brushing up on i cracked his code straight away
duleya tee eff - W T F -wants to fly!!!!! it seems we have been infiltrated by spys and they know you were planning to fly to bangladore so now you will have to take other means of transport.
ive instructed M to supply you with the usual aswell as :
1 x inflatable rubber duck
1 x justin beiber album
1 x life size blow up copie of jedward
1 x inflatable cher lloyd
1 genuine lifesize louis walsh - the real mcoy
id like you to transport these items at your disretion and place them in major parts of the city attatch the illumited explosive devises and then get the hell outta there, please bring enigma back with you it is imperitive she returns. do as you wish with anyone who follows you and be on the look out for anything that tries to be stealthy or ninjarish.
good luck mr blonde.