STEALTH NINJA {l Wrote}:
2Beers {l Wrote}:
easiest way to get it to work is take the computer upstairs and throw it out the window and get a new one on the house insurance
do check that the item in question IS insured before you FUBAR it !
Don't phone up and ask if its insured before you break it either lol.
little tip here for you boys and girls....
broken pc's/laptops can be repaired. if you want a replacement no questions asked then do this.....
puke or piss on it!
yup thats what i said.
babies are ideal for this.... oooh no i was holding my baby cousin while my auntie went to get clean nappy and the baby pee'd, all over my laptop and now it wont work!?!?!?!?!
99% of the time they will the details and send you money for replacement.
1% of the time they will send you a biohazard box to put it in so you can send it back to them.
human fluid is classed as a biohazard and they WILL NOT want to touch or handle it so will instantly replace and tell you to dispose of it yourself.
if they send a biocontainer...you could be screwed.
option 2....
ribena drink. this drink is full of sugar when you spilll it on your keyboard the sugar fooks up the circuit board.
scenario.... ooooh no i was babysitting and my little baby cousin toddled in with a ribena drink and threw it at me, my laptop frazzled and went POOOF now wont switch back on!
flippin kids!